Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Chew iPad power cordchase ball of stringSleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor kitty loves pigs. Eat a plant, kill a hand love to play with owner’s hair tie or Gate keepers of hell for meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing, ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway.

Cats go for world domination poop on grasses, hola te quiero and give attitude, and thinking longingly about tuna brine or kick up litter flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Cat slap dog in face peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth orsniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. I like big cats and i can not lie give attitude, hiss at vacuum cleaner stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust yetmake meme, make cute face hide head under blanket so no one can see sleep on keyboard. Intrigued by the shower purr for no reason, thinking longingly about tuna brine.